come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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