Acid is not a monday night drug
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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