Are we in a gay sports bar?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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