question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
soo... how was my night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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