I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I have tasted many bathrooms
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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