I don't think brook has ever known best
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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