Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
17 year olds will be the death of me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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