sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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