I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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