sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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