You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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