Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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