Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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