the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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