Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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