She's JV to your varsity
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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