Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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