I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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