awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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