Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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