haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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