You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation