But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have