sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."