Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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