I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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