We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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