we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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