you traded sex for a burrito?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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