Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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