i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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