...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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