We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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