Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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