Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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