Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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