okay pat passed out under dana's car
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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