I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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