It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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