apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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