dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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