Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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