Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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