I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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