I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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