atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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