Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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