i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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