oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Screwed.edu
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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