Fuck appropriateness.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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