you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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