but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
only if we run a train.
done.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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