fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
