Fuck appropriateness.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
