YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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