The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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